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Posting because it was syncing up perfectly with “Eat Randy” by Julian Smith.

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If you’re reading this…

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings.

I’m sorry you felt used.

I’m sorry I never see you.

I’m sorry you feel left out.

I’m sorry I’ve changed.

I’m sorry for everything.

Just know that I love you.

  • May 06, 2012, 9:57pm

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lesbiandeathcult: fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “There’s some stuff underneath the cart.”Bottom Text: “Thanks, I couldn’t see it myself”] While I can handle most comments that customers make (It must be free! Were you waiting just for me?), the thing that bothers me most is when customers point out that they have a case of water or a bag of dog food on the bottom part of the shopping carts. At the store I work at, our shopping carts, like most, are made of wire and you can see through them so you can see if there is something on the bottom.. That, and I’m pretty sure it’s hard NOT to notice if there are things on the bottom. Except that I’ve almost walked out with things underneath my cart loads of times because the cashier couldn’t see it.  I’m sure the customer was trying to be helpful, you giant asshole. Jeez. At a lot of places, the cashier cannot see the bottom of the cart from their register.

lesbiandeathcult:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “There’s some stuff underneath the cart.”

Bottom Text: “Thanks, I couldn’t see it myself”]

While I can handle most comments that customers make (It must be free! Were you waiting just for me?), the thing that bothers me most is when customers point out that they have a case of water or a bag of dog food on the bottom part of the shopping carts.

At the store I work at, our shopping carts, like most, are made of wire and you can see through them so you can see if there is something on the bottom.. That, and I’m pretty sure it’s hard NOT to notice if there are things on the bottom.

Except that I’ve almost walked out with things underneath my cart loads of times because the cashier couldn’t see it.  I’m sure the customer was trying to be helpful, you giant asshole.

Jeez. At a lot of places, the cashier cannot see the bottom of the cart from their register.

Totes thought that was my daughter for a fraction of a second.

Totes thought that was my daughter for a fraction of a second.

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  • May 01, 2012, 12:34pm

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captainblackbird:

letmartyhandlethis:

Making sense was never my division.

Third gif. Third gif. TTTTHIRD gif.

THIRD GIF GOOD FUCKING LORD

TAKE MY REBLOGS!

wtffanfiction: Fandom: Harry Potter “CHAPTER 1 Once there were these guys named alex snd they got to go to to Hogwartm and in the year that Harry Poter was in because everyone said that they were really liked the Alexs and when the Alexs went to Hogwarts Harry potter said to them “Hey you guys are rilli cool and I want your friend. Then the Alexs were friend with Daniel Radcliff and Ron and Herminonesy and they all were going to go to the big Hogball for the dance. “Hey Alexs can you go to the ball with me for a danc’ said the girls. “No I hav a date with Harry Radcliff and we are going to dance and live in Hogwarts.” Dafuq did I just read?

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter

“CHAPTER 1

Once there were these guys named alex snd they got to go to to Hogwartm and in the year that Harry Poter was in because everyone said that they were really liked the Alexs and when the Alexs went to Hogwarts Harry potter said to them “Hey you guys are rilli cool and I want your friend. Then the Alexs were friend with Daniel Radcliff and Ron and Herminonesy and they all were going to go to the big Hogball for the dance. “Hey Alexs can you go to the ball with me for a danc’ said the girls. “No I hav a date with Harry Radcliff and we are going to dance and live in Hogwarts.”

Dafuq did I just read?

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Tuesday enjoys screaming.

The best possible way to motivate yourself:

assholedisney:

1: Pick a goal (i.e. finish outline, clean bedroom)

2. Listen to the Hunger Games score in order

3. If you aren’t done with said goal by the time the mutts come out in the Muttations track, you’ve been mauled to death

My shit. Where’d it go? I’ve lost it.

My shit. Where’d it go? I’ve lost it.

fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THE ONE YEAR PROTECTION PLAN FOR TWO DOLLARS?” Bottom Text: “NO I DID THAT YESTERDAY.”] wat.obviously the person wasn’t listening to a WORD I was saying and just heard the money and thought it was some sort of donation. So now I know you’re just rude and a liar because we’re not doing any sort of money donation right now and haven’t been for a few weeks SO YOU’RE LYING AND YOU’RE TOO IGNORANT TO LISTEN TO ME. Mutual FYE Robin!

fuckyeahretailrobin:


[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THE ONE YEAR PROTECTION PLAN FOR TWO DOLLARS?”

Bottom Text: “NO I DID THAT YESTERDAY.”]

wat.
obviously the person wasn’t listening to a WORD I was saying and just heard the money and thought it was some sort of donation. So now I know you’re just rude and a liar because we’re not doing any sort of money donation right now and haven’t been for a few weeks SO YOU’RE LYING AND YOU’RE TOO IGNORANT TO LISTEN TO ME.

Mutual FYE Robin!